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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4739 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.
So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!