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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3390 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 337 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8432 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.
So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!