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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	234	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	1460

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.