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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9604	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

MineCrafty is a multiverse server for players who want their own space & play with their friends – not for trolls – the server is moderated and crap will not be tolerated. For your enjoyment, land claim is active. as well as MCMMO, PVP, seasons, multiple worlds, creative, survival, hardcore and more. This server is for the player who wants to build on their own terms, or bring friends and just hang out in a safe server. If you’re an established dependable OP or admin, I would entertain allowing you to improve the server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ores Mined:	3952
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	8312
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.