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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9073
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Holy Grails Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Mines Excavated:	2331

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Star Shards Collected:	120
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	950	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3956	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	140	Void Armor Forged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	New Chunks Explored:	890437
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.