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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	2408	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	82	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	53

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	134	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8449

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!