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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	320
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	1431

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	959
Animals Bred:	61	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.