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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our smug anal edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of sassy llamas who will roast you harder than a campfire marshmallow.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, where players must navigate through a maze of giant butt cheeks to reach the treasure at the end. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Twerking Creeper, who will explode in a shower of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must out-dance each other to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take on the challenge of the Hot Potato Mini-Game, where players must pass a flaming potato to each other without getting burned.

So what are you waiting for? Join our smug anal edition server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Magic Items Found:	6063
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ores Mined:	5335
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Items Found:	6505	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	1629	Dragon Eggs Found:	8589
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	201
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Potions Brewed:	100	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	926770
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	232
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Animals Bred:	95

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!