FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.

We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	138
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4667	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3479
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1869
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crops Grown:	6549
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!