FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.

We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5202	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	663

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	743610	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8153	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	5050

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.