Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5597

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	113

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.