Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	694763	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	5419	New Chunks Explored:	566082
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	4668
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	995
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Votes:	9296
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1133	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Towns Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	2122
Votes:	7013	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	2873

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	170	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Animals Bred:	152	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	27
Magic Items Found:	7498	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	161
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	9791	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!