Funky Board Minecraft Server

Board, chuuba, Community, constant raids, electricity, Filipinos, Funky, homobeggars, indos, Kiara, Kronii, Minecraft, mori, MOTHERFUCKERS, pagpag eating, pic unrelated, positions of power, Raids, Server, server celebrities, Vietnamese, VT, vtuber scene

Are you tired of being surrounded by Filipinos, Indos, and Vietnamese everywhere you go online? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky raiders and server celebrities! Join us and escape the constant chaos of /vt/ raids and homobeggar shenanigans.

Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.

So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	2452

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1529
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	3853	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	107
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6189	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.