Funky Board Minecraft Server

Board, chuuba, Community, constant raids, electricity, Filipinos, Funky, homobeggars, indos, Kiara, Kronii, Minecraft, mori, MOTHERFUCKERS, pagpag eating, pic unrelated, positions of power, Raids, Server, server celebrities, Vietnamese, VT, vtuber scene

Are you tired of being surrounded by Filipinos, Indos, and Vietnamese everywhere you go online? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky raiders and server celebrities! Join us and escape the constant chaos of /vt/ raids and homobeggar shenanigans.

Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.

So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	206	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	716	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	324
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1413	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	695
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.