Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	79819	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Animals Bred:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	1531	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	2825
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	1830
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Farms Harvested:	127	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	6884	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3175	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Items Found:	5675	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Villages Defended:	14	Crops Grown:	8331
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	1142	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	774173

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net