Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3556	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Votes:	4913	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	211820
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	6406
New Chunks Explored:	525345	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Animals Bred:	189

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2773	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1185	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com