Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	957
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Votes:	7685
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
New Chunks Explored:	931997	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	8021	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1875	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Animals Bred:	126	Mines Excavated:	2238
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Votes:	4132
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7540

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3446	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ores Mined:	6007	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4707
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1743
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net