Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Void Gems Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3279	Infernal Machines Built:	2

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6394	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Void Armor Forged:	21

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Players Killed by Monsters:	2713	Invisible Walls Found:	3

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	1321
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	443
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crops Grown:	1846	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Towns Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3090

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com