Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Potions Brewed:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	285	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5302
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	467	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Star Shards Collected:	170
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.