Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2615	Magic Items Found:	1846

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8150	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	4707	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	466
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5375
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6749
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!