Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	393
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	662
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ores Mined:	4664
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Magic Items Found:	1854	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6833
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).