Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	133

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ores Mined:	6113
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5315
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	647479
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7276	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	188
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	2043	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	765
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magic Items Found:	3017
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	9389	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.