Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3181	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	97

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	New Chunks Explored:	347888
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	414927
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crops Grown:	3114
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6389
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	753944
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7934	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	3582	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.