Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Items Found:	6736
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	5674	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	9196	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9159	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4712	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	4988
Potions Brewed:	169	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7396	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.