Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	1173	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	162
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9811	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	102
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mines Excavated:	2951	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	688002	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!