Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Farms Harvested:	882

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crops Grown:	6337
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.