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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7152 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!