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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Votes:	1885
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	244	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Star Shards Collected:	94
Players Killed by Monsters:	8454	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8938	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	376
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Potions Brewed:	168

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Votes:	5194	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4958	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Buildings Constructed:	21

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net