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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5522
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4971	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ForestBlock! The next EarthSMP to take the Minecraft Community by storm! Featuring tons of custom plugins & textures, ForestBlock’s quality will leave you astounded. We offer tons of cool never seen before features such as Custom Fishing, Custom Farming, a new take on the classic Auction House experience and so much more!Take part in community events including Fishing Events & Events hosted by Server Admins for rewarding prizes!We have modern custom Vehicles on ForestBlock! Fly into battle with your team, or maybe even sail a boat! The choice is yours, the possibilites are endless.ForestBlock awaits you…

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Create your sanctuary amidst the chaos of SavageFactions. Claim your territory and build your dream base. Customize every detail, from architecture to decor. Retreat to safety, store your treasures, and strategize your next move. Home is where your power and ambitions take root.A 1.8.9 faction server with Eaglercraft/Java/Bedrock support!– 125+ Enchantments – Balanced PvP & PvE – Custom PVE Grind (End Grinding /tokenshop)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.