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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 832 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 204 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?