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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3600 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?