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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4001 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?