so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Magic Items Found: 1373 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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