so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magic Items Found: 7072
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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