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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6875 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7593 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!