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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8944 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
