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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1875 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
