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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7550 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 52 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.