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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6880 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.