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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8609 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.