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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 727 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 916 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1696 |
Emeralds Found: | 7320 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 494 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.