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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 434 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 9486 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.
plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
