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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9325 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 314 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is made of delicious croissants and baguettes. Our friendly community of players will serenade you with accordion music as you build your very own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated cheese.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away to French pop hits from the 80s. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden crepe recipe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and eternal baguette blessings.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most surreal and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Vive la France!