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AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	6852
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Votes:	7514
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mines Excavated:	3495	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	1347
Love Letters Sent:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	4595	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9903	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	151

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Animals Bred:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3371
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Items Found:	1961

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchantments Applied:	183	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3