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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5785 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 6719 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!