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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4935 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!