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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9634 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6363 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!