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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8570 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!