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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3446 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!