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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 483 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2578 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!